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Donna McArthur's avatar

Love this Dee! I think my blood pressure was elevated during your drive with Carlos and my envy-button pushed about the Cuban dancing and food (never mind the penthouse!). Thanks for sharing this great story.

Dee Rambeau's avatar

Ours was too! OMG. Thanks Donna. Way down south ☺️

Chris Falk's avatar

To answer your lead; I think if you have a pulse and a valid driver license (and a car that nominally functions) Uber will welcome you w/open arms🙄 I’ve had some weird or concerning experiences too but like you, couldn’t bring myself to give a low rating since it wasn’t an issue with the driver being an ass or reckless.

Dee Rambeau's avatar

Yeah…it’s their living so I be forgiving. As long as their managers don’t read Substack ☺️

camden noir's avatar

Fucking brilliant from start to finish. I knew a Carlos once. Made a great salsa, but he was never allowed to borrow my car.

Dee Rambeau's avatar

Thanks Cam. I appreciate you taking a minute to read. Your note sparked it.

camden noir's avatar

Anytime! Can’t wait to catch up on your work!

Stone Bryson's avatar

"... it has a certain aged cheddar smell and moist demeanor to it" And in that moment, I smelt and felt MIA... and it was foul LOL Great wordsmithing, good sir.

And sometimes, the best gift you can give another human being is to do nothing... like not writing a review :-D Carlos was blessed that day, and he didn't even know it.

Thanks for sharing this - enjoyed it; the pics were great, too...

Dee Rambeau's avatar

For sure. Simple kindnesses. ☺️

Christopher Creglow's avatar

Those old airports: tile, lots of janitors running wax machines, shoe shine chairs, Kool cigarettes, people dressed well, green tinted windows, baseball card stands, dark lounges and martinis, kids pressed against windows looking at 727’s, jet fuel smells, stewardess perfume, duty free shops, tobacco shops, perfume and purse shops, bubblegum under every seat, long lines, giant boards with white letters, rows of solid orange ‘bucket’ seats, ash trays, water fountain displays with lots of pennies in them.

Ok…I was a kid and it was the 70’s but I loved airports!!!

Good one buddy!! Thanks for invoking the memories!!

Dee Rambeau's avatar

Thanks Chris! Those memories are sealed in—sometimes by that very smell ☺️